Once upon a time, being hot meant people thought about you this month. But with the oversaturation of media, you're lucky to be the biggest story of the day. 

Who am I kidding? Unless you are the leader of the free world, you're gonna need to do something pretty outrageous, otherwise nobody is checking for you.

And maybe that is what we need, a collective exhale and repudiation of the current state of affairs. With billions of media outlets, blogs, twits, and those loathed facebook "25 random things about me" notes, everyone is trying to get their voice out.

But, like that angry little kid in the Incredibles once opined, if everyone is special, then no one is.