Psalm 1 (New International Cloud Version)

Blessed is the facebook app

that does not require you to spam all your friends

or create a box to go into your profile

or send random updates to your news feed.

But delights in the growing of crops

Upon which he shall mediate both day and night.

He who farms is like a tree planted by streams of water

His plot yields its fruit in season

His leaf does not wither.

Whatever he does prospers.

Not so the mafia fighters!

They are like chaff

That the wind blows away.

Therefore the café owners will not stand in the judgement,

nor the zombie slayers in the assembly of the righteous.

For the LORD watches over the way of the gentle farmer

but those who take online quizzes will perish.