Cheap Booze and Sexual Orgies: Cancun Eat Your Heart Out

For years we have been subject to things like MTV's Spring Break.

Then we had the media empire known as Girls Gone Wild.

Well as usual our friends on the other side of the pond have shown us we are still dilettantes when it comes to partying.

Enter Malia, the latest party club spot for young Brits.

It sounds terrifying, yet I strangely kinda want to go there.

If someone in the Art Star world wants to take me to Malia...please leave a comment.